The Royal Pantry

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

bunnywith:

curiouslyhigh:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

YOU COME TO MY HOUSE

YOU LIVE ON MY SCALP

yourladyfriend:

leftwiththetide:

tastefullyoffensive:

How Peaches are Sold in China [full story at rocketnews]

yourladyfriend

shut up that’s the cutest god damned thing ever 😳

fatshitcray:

fatshitcray:

where are all the plus size models with double chins

judging by the notes, it’s nice to see I’m not the only one bothered by this

lanactrlaltdelrey:
thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:
Engagdget
DailyTech
CBS

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

therealxtina:

the true gay icons